Addendum to the previous missing skunk entry-
01/24/06 11:49 PM
My brother came up with a serviceable theory as to
what happened to all our skunks.
There's this new Dunkin' Donuts being built around the corner from us. It's not your run-of-the-mill Dunkin' Donuts though- it's this super special experimental one. I guess the chain is building four of these concept stores around the country, and for some reason Euclid gets one of them. Up until now that reason was a mystery, but Zach thinks it was because somebody high up in the Dunkin' Donuts Corporate HQ is deathly afraid of skunks (or perhaps is tempted to rape them, we couldn't decide), and hand picked Euclid for the futuristic new Dunkin' Donuts store because it was one of the four towns in the US that agreed to murder all their skunks.
That's the only thing that makes any sense.
There's this new Dunkin' Donuts being built around the corner from us. It's not your run-of-the-mill Dunkin' Donuts though- it's this super special experimental one. I guess the chain is building four of these concept stores around the country, and for some reason Euclid gets one of them. Up until now that reason was a mystery, but Zach thinks it was because somebody high up in the Dunkin' Donuts Corporate HQ is deathly afraid of skunks (or perhaps is tempted to rape them, we couldn't decide), and hand picked Euclid for the futuristic new Dunkin' Donuts store because it was one of the four towns in the US that agreed to murder all their skunks.
That's the only thing that makes any sense.
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