What? We have to bomb Iran for their healthcare?

That's the gist I got out of that last night. And everybody on the planet will experience LIBERTY! Of course, it will be the sort of liberty that will be determined by their own individual cultures and histories; but it'll be US THAT GIVES IT TO 'EM! YYEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWW!!!! Gonna fill some third world troughs with Freedom grown right here in Heartland, U.S.A.!!!! Gonna push their heads in those troughs and make 'em eat! Bend over and Eat our Freedom! The oppressed people want the hot Freedom Seed our Big Freedom Pipes will thrust deep into their infrastructure to provide with NUCULAR FORCE. Their Freedom Lust grows every day! Look at the way they dress- tattered rags barely covering their tyrannized brown bodies. They're totally asking for it!

I'm not a megalomaniac!

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