This is what happens when you screw around too long.

Normally I'd just give you a list of all the sexy things that have happened since the last time I bothered with this thing, but there has been too many sexy things for just one entry, so I'm gonna break it down into component sexy bits over several entries. I think that's what the kids are doing these days with their Twitters and whatnot. This will all be very schizo and unorganized. You'll have to come to grips with that.

Been all over the place recently. First, we went to a wedding in beautiful New Jersey, which is not at all the cesspool the Sopranos led me to believe. Special shout out to the town of Basking Ridge, where every single person I met was the friendliest person I ever met. When the janitor at the temporarily closed train station drops what he's doing to provide you detailed instructions of the best way into New York for an overnight stay you know you're in a friendly town. You may say he was just painfully lonely and happy to have somebody to talk to, but I say he was painfully friendly, and since I'm an excellent judge of character I know I'm right and you obviously have trust issues you need to speak to your therapist about. Anyway, some pics from the reception.

PLANTS


MARRIEDS

We went on our usual vacation last month to the OBX, and that was just super. There was this tropical storm that was supposed to give us all sorts of problems, but that was some weak sissy storm if I ever saw one. It was good & windy for half a day and that was it. I'm conditioned to wake up before God does, so I was able to get this sunrise. He can't sneak 'em past me anymore.

YOU HEAR ME GOD? I'M WATCHING YOU

More to come soon- my Indians are coming on to stomp the Yankees again. Better start drinking!

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