You know that refrigerator at work- not the main one, but that other one in the back room? The one that was unplugged for a while and nobody knows how long? You know that cheesecake you found in there with the three pieces missing? It was maybe three or four weeks old? Why did you eat that? You'd already had two doughnuts, a cheeseburger and a caesar salad. You weren't even hungry!

Just because you're still alive a few hours later doesn't make you immortal, you know.